www.touchkey.com/comedyit Learn Chinese IN 5 MINUTES That's not right.- Sum Ting Wong Are you harbouring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me ASAP. - Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man - Dum Gai Little Pee Wee - Hung Lo Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan? I bumped into a coffee table. - Ai Bang Mai Ni I think you need a face lift. - Chin Tu Fat It's very dark in here. - Wai So Dim? I thought you were on a diet. - Wai Yu Mun Ching? This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King Meeting is scheduled for next week. - Wai Yu Kum Nao? Staying out of sight. - Lei Ying Lo He's cleaning his automobile. - Wa Shing Ka Your body odour is offensive. - Yu Stin Ki Pu Great. - Fu Kin Su Pah Rita A Rod and Reel A woman goes into Wal-mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a wal-mart associate standing there with dark shades on. She says, "Excuse me, Sir... can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm blind, but if you drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes. She didn't believe him but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line. It's a good all around rod and reel, and cost $20.00." She says, "it is amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for, so I'll take it." He walks behind the counter to the register, she bends down to get her purse and farts. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50." She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?" He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50. And thank you for shopping Wal-Mart. Vince C PA Announcement The following persons are requested to report to the front desk. Mrs. Hairy V Gina, Mr. Seymore Butt, Ms Ivana Tootsey, Mr. Ben Dare, Ms. Pat Onassis, Mr. Aineida Hugg, Mr and Mrs Little-Bigg, Mr. I. M. Hung-Loe, and Mr. It Chi Won. Leo D Blonde Joke Three blondes are sitting at a bar chanting "51 days". After a while the bartender says to them, "for the past 3 hours you've been sitting here chanting 51 days, Why?". "Well" says one blonde, "we just finished a puzzle, and the box says 3-5 years. We finished the puzzle in 51 days." Leo D Email your comedy to Comedy IT comedyit@touchkey.com

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